We started out from Marina Bay in Richmond with our Captain John Badger and his first mate Pete. His boat, the Barbarian, is a 26 foot craft, the make of which I cannot remember. There was myself and five other seafaring men who braved the choppy waters of the San Francisco coastline. It was just before 6:00 AM when we arrived, and the wind was already a good 10 knots. It was going to be a rough day outside the Gate. Little did I know how difficult it would be, at least for me.
Now I'm not new to ocean fishing. Back when I was a young buck growing up in Connecticut I went out fishing on Long Island Sound for blues and strippers quite a few times. I love to fish, but I don't profess nor have I ever claimed to be a man of the sea. I am a land lover and damn proud to admit it. Give me the mountains, the desert, or the prairies, and I'm at home. I'm a plunker is what I am, Trout, Sunnies, Brookies, Steelhead, Catfish, lake fishing, streams, rivers, you got the idea.
I tried fly fishing a couple of times. Even got a rig handed down to me by Geraldine's grandpa Ray, but frankly it's too much work. All that pulling line and throwing the fly over and over. It's an art I never learned, appreciated, but not learned. I like to put the line in, sit back, smoke a fat Sam, have a beer or two and relax. I even like ice fishing, when we had ice to fish on.
When we first got to the dock this particular morning I remarked, "this is a small boat for 8 men." All 6 of us had to fish from the back of the boat. Then the captain told us it would be 2 hours out of port to the rocks by Stinson Beach, and then back south for another hour for the salmon fishing.
Now when I go ocean fishing I like to trawl, low and slow as the Chicanos say. Well, if we were going low and slow it would take a good 5 hours to get out past Stinson Beach, so it was fast and rough.
As soon as we left port I knew I was in trouble. We were doing 30 knots in the Bay, and out past the Golden Gate I saw on the screen we were doing a good 17 knots. I hadn't insulated myself enough, didn't take dramamine, and I knew it was it was going to be a a very long day, and indeed it was.
You know that bumper stickers you always see that say's, "I'd rather be fishing." NOT!
Sure enough after 2 hours of pounding the wavers we made it to the rocks, and that's when it all started coming up. Once we got out there and had our lines in the water that's when the motion sickness started in, and it never let up.
I had the heaves and the shakes the whole day. To keep from getting dehydrated I drank water which encouraged, you got it, more vomiting. The captain and another guy smoked, and every time they lit up a cigarette it induced, you got it, more retching. Best thing I could do was keep my head down, and hang in there. I mean, we're men after all, even when we feel like Nancy Boys. We weren't going to turn around and go back to port cause some old hippie can't handle it. Should have taken my dramamine fool that I am.
I did manage to land 4 rock fish out by Stinson Beach even with all the heaving, but once we headed south for salmon I knew my fishing for the day was over. The boys landed 6 beautiful salmon. Michael caught two or three star fish, thrown back of course, and we hooked a stubborn pelican who fared much better than I did.
We saw a gray whale or I should say we saw it's spout a couple of miles west of where we were.
On the way back to port I was starting feeling better when just west of the Clift House we hit some nice 6 foot swells, and I thought we were going to visit Davy Jones of the Monkeys in Davy Jones Locker. Even our stalwart captain John hit the floor on that one. I hit the ceiling, and realigned my back. I looked out after that happened and there were the wind surfers riding those waves. I would always look at those people and say to myself, "Man, that looks like fun." NOT!
I've got to say I did some praying out there, and I'm not a religious man by any stretch of the imagination.. Did I vow to never ocean fish again? Damn right I did. But, I have vowed never to get drunk again after more than one evening of selling Buicks.
Lessons learned; 1) dress really warn, 2) dramamine, dramamine, dramamine, 3) a thermos of mint tea (good for digestion) with honey and lemon, 4) fresh ginger (again good for the tummy) and last but not least 5) some cannabis (good for nausea). That one's definitely an old hippie recipe.
If you want to go out fishing on the bay or out to the deep blue sea I highly recommend John Badger, but I would limit my party to four persons. He's an excellent captain, extremely knowledgable about his craft, where to catch fish, and Pete always kept us supplied with fresh bait and new rigs when we snagged them on the rocks. John can be contacted at 510 750-4237 or via the internet at: www.barbariansportfishing.com.
Having cooked, worked with, and grown food my entire life, I have a deep respect for it's source of origin, and the people responsible for getting it to us. It's easy to take what we have for granted. The sea and ranching have to be two of the hardest ways to make a living, but the people who do it wouldn't have any other way of life. I will go out again, because for me it's always been the same; once a fool, twice a pervert, but I learned my lesson this time.
Fishing on a good day is a humbling experience, and on a bad day, well, for an old cosmic hippie it's a bummer, but they can't all be good trips. In this case for me it was the destination that counted.. We all got our fish.
Thanks for putting up with me Captain John, not to mention getting us out and back safely. Smooth sailing.
Go to my salmon recipe blog for an amazing simple recipe for pan fried salmon with wild rice and grilled asparagus.
Peace,
Make Food, Not War
headed out the Gate |
Mike Shaefer and Michael |
Fresh salmon |
Kelly hanging on |
fresh rock fish |
Captain John and 1st mate Pete |
Ken Bacon seated, Marshal and Kelly |
Bounty of the Day |